~~笑一笑没烦恼 ^.^~~

有一天..

> >甲和乙坐飛機要去玩..

> >結果飛機失事

> >兩人掉到有大批食人族的小島上

>猶長說:[你們兩個去找100個同樣的水果來,我就饒你們一命!!

> >他們兩個就去找了...

> >甲先帶了100個草莓回來

> >猶長說:[把他們全部塞到屁眼裡就饒你一命

> >甲就開始...塞...

> >塞到98個的時候沒有事

> >可是塞到99個時候他笑了(哈哈哈)"\\" > >結果草莓通通噴出來了...

> >他就被殺掉了

> >到了天堂

> >天使問他說:[你差一個就免死,為什麼笑了呢?]

> >甲说:[因为我看到乙拿了100个榴莲回来。。]



translating..........
(to someone said she can't read Cantonese)
(take 甲=lennon and 乙=alexis)


One day....

lennon and alexis were flying on a plane

unfortunately....

the plane crashed....(omg~~~)but they survived...

however, they crashed landed on an island inhabitated by cannibals (man eaters) which the cannibals literally want them for lunch

fortunately,TODAY WAS THE CHIEF'S BIRTHDAY!!!!

the Chief wanted to release them....(lucky??nt so fast!!!hahaha)...but on one condition....

the Chief said:"if the both of you managed to give me 100 of any type of fruits, i shall free you both!!!"

Both of them searched~~~~

lennon came bak with 100 strawberrys....

lennon beg:"please set me free...."with cry~~~

Chief:"sure!!!but be4 tat you must stuff into your ASSHOLE!!!!"

lennon was shock but feel fortunate(strawberry is small)~~~

he started to put all in....one berry...two berry..three berry....six...twelve...sixty......
till the 98 of them....(our ass can really fill with 100 strawberry?????????)hahahaha

but when he try to put the 99th berry in his ass...HE LAUGH!!!!!all the berries came out~~~~HE GOT HIMSELF KILLED~~~~(pathetic guy....)

lennon then found himselve in hell.......

Hades asked:"why you didn't fill in the last berry to save your life??"

lennon cant stop laughing and tells everyone:"BECZ I SAW ALEXIS BROUGHT 100 DURIANS !!!!!"

DURIAN(big and thorn)

tats all...hope you'll like it!!!!!hahahaha




好笑吧？？？？哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

p.s.这是我看过最好笑的！！！
sory if i translated wrong.....haha